Post by WCW Chairman Shane McMahon on Sept 12, 2005 18:48:56 GMT
JR and Tazz welcome everyone to Unfnbelieveable Insanity
Match 1 Handicap: Batista vs Simon Dean & Maven
Referee: Ruddy Charles
In a easy match for Batista, he hit a spinebuster on both Dean & Maven and then clothesline both again and then shook the ringropes and then did the "thumbs up" and thumbs down and then Batistabombed Maven and then Batistabombed Dean and covered both men 1 2 3
Winner: Batista
A-Train and Sable are showen backstage.
A-Train: Sable with you by my side I cant lose and tonight when I face Shawn Micheals for the Interconinetal Championship and I beat him for the IC Tilte then we are going to party.
Sable: A-Train you can count on me and I will help you win and HBK will be bloody and broken, well because I asked Kevin White and he said that I'm the Guest Referee.
A-Train takes his shirt off and then flexs his muscles and then he laids down on the couch and then Sable rubs his chest and then A-Train makes out with Sable.
Match Two: Quicksilver w/Candice vs Kevin Williams (FWZ Hopeful)
Referee: Jack Doan
Quicksilver hit the Silver Slice and then he pushed Kevin into the referee and then Candice hit a low blow and then passed a chair and then Quicksilver smacked Kevin with a chair busting him open and then climbed the top-rope and hit a Frog Splash to earn the victory.
Match Three: No DQ IC Title Shawn Micheals vs A-Train
Special Guest Referee: Sable.
HBK hit 2 superkicks and A-Train hit 2 Baldo Bombs and then HBK knocked A-Train down and then climbed the rope and then Sable ran against the ropes and HBK fell off in pain.
HBK went for the chair and smacked A-Train with the chair and then went for Sweet Chin Music and connected but for HBK could cover Sable low blowed HBK and then Sable was really unleashing A-Train on HBK because A-Train smacked HBK with chair repeatedly and then hit HBK in the stomach with the chair and then A-Train went outside and Chokeslammed HBK thru the table and then he rolledHBK back in the ring and then hit a Baldo Bomb and A-Train covered and Sable counted 123 and the match was over.
Winner: New Intercontinental Champion A-Train.
Aftermath: A-Train was excited and even lifted Sable onto his shoulders and they celebrate and A-Train ran backstage to his locker-room and ripped Sable shirt and licked her bits and then made out with her still feeling her bits.
Main Event: Triple H & Stacy Keibler vs John Cena
Referee: Nick Patrick
At the end of the match HHH and John Cena punching the hell out of each other and then Stacy danced in front off John Cena and then HHH hit a facebuster and then Stacy low-blowed John Cena and then HHH hit the Pedigree and covered 1 2 kickout HHH was furious and then kicked the referee in the mid section and then Pedigreed him and Stacy grabbed a chair and went to hit John Cena but hit HHH instead and then John Cena picked HHH up and then F-Ued him and then referee was about to get to his feet when John Cena went to hit the F-U again but HHH low-blowed John Cena and hit a Pedigree and then covered 1 2 3 and Triple H and Stacy Keibler beat John Cena.
Winners: World Heavyweight Champion Triple & Stacy Keibler
Aftermath: Triple H and Stacy conutinue to beat John Cena as Unfnbelieveable Insanity goes off air.
After the show goes off air and Triple H and Stacy Keibler are beating John Cena down when Big Show comes down to help John Cena and then Tyson Tomko comes down to help Triple H and the fight turns to a tag match.
Dark Match Torando Tag: Triple H & Tyson Tomko w/Stacy Keibler vs John Cena & Big Show
Referee: Nick Patrick
Cena and HHH are fighting when Tyson hits a big boot and knocks down John Cena and then Big Show clotheslines both Triple H & Tomko and then bodyslam both and drops 2 big elbows and a knee to the stomach and then Big Show hit a Chokeslam on Tomko and then Big Show goes for a Chokeslam on HHH and then HHH hit Big Show in the mid-section and then Pedigree's Big Show and covers 1 2 kickout and Big Show comes back witha press slam and then Chokeslams HHH and Tomko and then John Cena comes back and Sideslams Tomko and then 5 knuckle shuffle and then hit Tomko in the mid-section and then F-U's him and covers 1 2 3 and John Cena and Big Show beat Triple H and Tyson Tomko.
Winners: John Cena & Big Show.
Sorry so few matches.
Unforgiven this Sunday.
Match 1 Handicap: Batista vs Simon Dean & Maven
Referee: Ruddy Charles
In a easy match for Batista, he hit a spinebuster on both Dean & Maven and then clothesline both again and then shook the ringropes and then did the "thumbs up" and thumbs down and then Batistabombed Maven and then Batistabombed Dean and covered both men 1 2 3
Winner: Batista
A-Train and Sable are showen backstage.
A-Train: Sable with you by my side I cant lose and tonight when I face Shawn Micheals for the Interconinetal Championship and I beat him for the IC Tilte then we are going to party.
Sable: A-Train you can count on me and I will help you win and HBK will be bloody and broken, well because I asked Kevin White and he said that I'm the Guest Referee.
A-Train takes his shirt off and then flexs his muscles and then he laids down on the couch and then Sable rubs his chest and then A-Train makes out with Sable.
Match Two: Quicksilver w/Candice vs Kevin Williams (FWZ Hopeful)
Referee: Jack Doan
Quicksilver hit the Silver Slice and then he pushed Kevin into the referee and then Candice hit a low blow and then passed a chair and then Quicksilver smacked Kevin with a chair busting him open and then climbed the top-rope and hit a Frog Splash to earn the victory.
Match Three: No DQ IC Title Shawn Micheals vs A-Train
Special Guest Referee: Sable.
HBK hit 2 superkicks and A-Train hit 2 Baldo Bombs and then HBK knocked A-Train down and then climbed the rope and then Sable ran against the ropes and HBK fell off in pain.
HBK went for the chair and smacked A-Train with the chair and then went for Sweet Chin Music and connected but for HBK could cover Sable low blowed HBK and then Sable was really unleashing A-Train on HBK because A-Train smacked HBK with chair repeatedly and then hit HBK in the stomach with the chair and then A-Train went outside and Chokeslammed HBK thru the table and then he rolledHBK back in the ring and then hit a Baldo Bomb and A-Train covered and Sable counted 123 and the match was over.
Winner: New Intercontinental Champion A-Train.
Aftermath: A-Train was excited and even lifted Sable onto his shoulders and they celebrate and A-Train ran backstage to his locker-room and ripped Sable shirt and licked her bits and then made out with her still feeling her bits.
Main Event: Triple H & Stacy Keibler vs John Cena
Referee: Nick Patrick
At the end of the match HHH and John Cena punching the hell out of each other and then Stacy danced in front off John Cena and then HHH hit a facebuster and then Stacy low-blowed John Cena and then HHH hit the Pedigree and covered 1 2 kickout HHH was furious and then kicked the referee in the mid section and then Pedigreed him and Stacy grabbed a chair and went to hit John Cena but hit HHH instead and then John Cena picked HHH up and then F-Ued him and then referee was about to get to his feet when John Cena went to hit the F-U again but HHH low-blowed John Cena and hit a Pedigree and then covered 1 2 3 and Triple H and Stacy Keibler beat John Cena.
Winners: World Heavyweight Champion Triple & Stacy Keibler
Aftermath: Triple H and Stacy conutinue to beat John Cena as Unfnbelieveable Insanity goes off air.
After the show goes off air and Triple H and Stacy Keibler are beating John Cena down when Big Show comes down to help John Cena and then Tyson Tomko comes down to help Triple H and the fight turns to a tag match.
Dark Match Torando Tag: Triple H & Tyson Tomko w/Stacy Keibler vs John Cena & Big Show
Referee: Nick Patrick
Cena and HHH are fighting when Tyson hits a big boot and knocks down John Cena and then Big Show clotheslines both Triple H & Tomko and then bodyslam both and drops 2 big elbows and a knee to the stomach and then Big Show hit a Chokeslam on Tomko and then Big Show goes for a Chokeslam on HHH and then HHH hit Big Show in the mid-section and then Pedigree's Big Show and covers 1 2 kickout and Big Show comes back witha press slam and then Chokeslams HHH and Tomko and then John Cena comes back and Sideslams Tomko and then 5 knuckle shuffle and then hit Tomko in the mid-section and then F-U's him and covers 1 2 3 and John Cena and Big Show beat Triple H and Tyson Tomko.
Winners: John Cena & Big Show.
Sorry so few matches.
Unforgiven this Sunday.