Post by WCW Chairman Shane McMahon on Sept 8, 2005 19:46:53 GMT
JR and Tazz welcome everyone to Unfnbelieveable Insanity and what a show we have for you.
Tazz: Yeah what a main event a tag match between Triple H & the GM Kevin White vs John Cena & a mystery partner I cannot wait to find-out who the partner is.
Now on with are first match.
Match 1: Simon Dean vs Batista w/ Ric Flair
Referee: Nick Patrick.
In a funny match that saw Batista try out Simon's milk and Batista liked it but spat it in his face and then pulled Dean towards him and knocked him down with a clothesline and then spinebuster and the crowd was going crazy as Batista shoke the ring ropes and thumbs up and then OHHH BatistaBomb and covered 1...2...3 and Batista win on UFInasity and Batista & Ric Flair celebrate with Flair on his knees and respecting Batista and just for fun Batista hit another spinebuster shoke the ring ropes and thumbed up and thumbs down and Ric low-blowed Simon Dean and Batista Batista-Bombed Simon Dean.
Crowd: BATISTA BATISTA BATISTA WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOO.
Winner: Batista
Backstage in a locker-room off a FWZ Superstar.
In Quicksilver's locker room and he was laying on his leather couch. On top of him kissing him was Candice Michelle. They were making out and then Randy Orton came in and took Candice and pulled her off of me and started to yell at her.
Randy:Why are you making out with him he is a loser!!!
Quicksilver:Hey let go of her!!!!! I'm the one that you want to yell at not her!!!
Randy let go off Candice and stepped over to QuickSilver and looked at him. Quicksilver punched him then chokeslam him onto his lockeroom floor and then got on top of him and started to punch him in the face and made his nose bleed and then busted his lip open. He got off of him and opened his locer room door and threw him out the door making him hit the wall he fell to the ground hurt.**
Randy: AHhhhh!!! OWWww!!!!
Quicksilver:I am going to challenge you at Unforgiven in a first blood match!!!
Quicksilver slammed his locker-room shut and laid back on the couch and Candice got back on top of him and straddled him and started to rub his chest and leaned down and started to make out with him again.**
Unforgiven Match: Quicksilver w/Candice vs Randy Orton
Match 2:ECW Rules A-Train vs Kevin Nash
Referee:
Nash and A-Train where at the top of the stage and where punching each other furouisly and then Nash hit a Bearhug Front Slam and then set-up Jack-knife and then Sable for some came out and danced in front off Kevin and then flashed her bits to Kevin and Sable low-blowed Kevin Nash and then A-Train picked up and then hit Nash with Baldo Bomb and 1...2...3 and A-Train won.
Winner: A-Train.
A-Train contunied to beatdown Nash and Sable was unleashing A-Train and then Sable signaled for the Chokeslam off the stage into the electronics and A-Train hit it and A-Train Chokeslammed Kevin Nash off the stage and then A-Train pulled Sable by the hair and A-Train made out with her and tipped beer to her bit and licked them and then when backstage.
Kevin was helped by EMT's and then was taken to a hostipal unit and then has been no updated on Nash's condition.
Match 3: "Legend" vs "Legend Killer"
Big John Studd vs Randy Orton
Referee: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Big John Studd hit 2 huge Gorilla Press Slam and Randy hit 3 backbreakers.
Randy and John Studd exchanged blows and Orton hit a ddt and hit another backbreaker and signalled the RKO and then Randy when for the RKO on Big John but Big John pushed Randy into the referee and then Quicksilver came running out and a hit Randy with a Chokeslam and then 450 splashed him and as the referee gained his vision and then Big John when for another Gorilla Press Slam but Randy jumped out of it and then low-blowed Big John and then hit the RKO and covered 1..........2........3 and Randy Orton added another legend to his list.
Winner: The "Legend Killer" Randy Orton
Match 4:Mixed Six Person Tag Team Match
Chris Masters & Torrie Wilson & Candice vs Hurricane & Stacy Keibler & Christy.
Entrance: The Hurricane, Christy & Stacy wear dressed in superhero stuff and Stacy in a mask wore black and Christy wore green.
Chris Master flexed his muscles and Torrie & Candice where impressed.
Late on Hurricane and Masters where punching and then Torrie & Christy started to fight and then brawled to the outside and Torrie slingshooted Christy in the ring post and then Masters tagged Torrie in and then Hurricane tagged Christy in even though she was bloody and they hit takedowns and then from nowhere Torrie hit a facebuster and then stomped on her and then swinging ddt'ed Christy for the 1...2...3 and Chris Masters, Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle won.
Winners: Chris Masters, Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle.
Torrie: Hurricane at Unforgiven you will be facing Chris Masters and Stacy & Christy get ready for the most embrassing moment of youre carrer at Unforgiven.
Match 5: Elimination Match For Cruiserweight Championship Guest Ref: Mick Foley
Rey Mysterio vs Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy vs Billy Kidman.
Matt and Jeff hit Billy with the Hardy Boyz Leg Drop and about to hit it again went Rey springboarded Matt and then Jeff hit Billy witha twist of fate and then climbed the rope and Jeff went for the Swanton but Rey placed Matt there instead and hit a Swanton on Matt!!!
and Billy hit a BK Bomb on Jeff and Rey Springboard Leg Dropped Matt for the 1 2 3.
Elimination: Matt Hardy by Rey Mysterio
Rey & Jeff worked together on Billy and hit a twist of fate and a West Coast Pop and then Rey set-up the 619 and then from nowhere Jeff hit Rey with a chair and then hit Billy he Swanton both men and covered Billy 1...2...3 as Billy was knocked out from the chair shot.
Elimination: Billy Kidman by Jeff Hardy
Jeff and Rey exchanged blows and Mick Foley Double ddt'ed Jeff and and then Rey dropkicked Jeff and then 619 and then drop the dime and 1...2...3
Winner: Still Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio.
Match 6 Tables Elimination Tag Team Match:
Big Show and Shelton Benjamin vs The Heart Throbs
Referee: Ruddy Charles
In a short match Shelton & Big Show where in control and then Benjamin hit and arm drag and dragon whip on both Antonio & Romeo and 2 tables where set up in the ring and then Shelton T-boned Romeo thru 1 table and Big Show chokelsammed Antonio the other to win.
Winners: Shelton Benajmin and Big Show
Match 7:2/3 Submission Match:
Chrs Benoit vs Kurt Angle
Referee: Chad Patton
A the end it was 1 submission to 1 and Benoit hit a german suplexs and hit a Diving Headbutt and the locked Kurt Angle in a Sharpshooter and Angle reached the ropes easily and then Angle from nowhere hit an Angle Slam and then locked Angle Lock in and then Benoit surpised Kurt Angle and reveresed it into a Crossface Kurt Angle was in pain and was about to reach the rope and then Benoit pulled him back and Kurt Angle had nowhere to go and then tapped out.
Match 8: Main Event Special Tag Team Match: Kevin White(GM) & Triple H vs John Cena &
.
Referee: Earl Hebner
Late on John Cena's partner was fighting Kevin White and hit a great ddt and then backbreaker White and He when for the finisher but White kicked him in the gut with a martial arts kick and then White tagged HHH in and the HHH immadiatedly when for a Pedigree and hit it but Cena came running in and hit a sideslam and then brought White in and sideslam him to and then hit an F-U on White then Cena's partner hit his finisher and covered 1..2..3 and Cena and won.
Cena: HHH I win beat you at UNFORGIVEN and him and his partner celebrated.
End Of Show.
Mystery Partner Randy Orton.
Sry it was rushed.
New Unforgiven match:
First Blood:
Quicksilver vs Randy Orton.
Tazz: Yeah what a main event a tag match between Triple H & the GM Kevin White vs John Cena & a mystery partner I cannot wait to find-out who the partner is.
Now on with are first match.
Match 1: Simon Dean vs Batista w/ Ric Flair
Referee: Nick Patrick.
In a funny match that saw Batista try out Simon's milk and Batista liked it but spat it in his face and then pulled Dean towards him and knocked him down with a clothesline and then spinebuster and the crowd was going crazy as Batista shoke the ring ropes and thumbs up and then OHHH BatistaBomb and covered 1...2...3 and Batista win on UFInasity and Batista & Ric Flair celebrate with Flair on his knees and respecting Batista and just for fun Batista hit another spinebuster shoke the ring ropes and thumbed up and thumbs down and Ric low-blowed Simon Dean and Batista Batista-Bombed Simon Dean.
Crowd: BATISTA BATISTA BATISTA WOOOOOO WOOOOOO WOOOOO.
Winner: Batista
Backstage in a locker-room off a FWZ Superstar.
In Quicksilver's locker room and he was laying on his leather couch. On top of him kissing him was Candice Michelle. They were making out and then Randy Orton came in and took Candice and pulled her off of me and started to yell at her.
Randy:Why are you making out with him he is a loser!!!
Quicksilver:Hey let go of her!!!!! I'm the one that you want to yell at not her!!!
Randy let go off Candice and stepped over to QuickSilver and looked at him. Quicksilver punched him then chokeslam him onto his lockeroom floor and then got on top of him and started to punch him in the face and made his nose bleed and then busted his lip open. He got off of him and opened his locer room door and threw him out the door making him hit the wall he fell to the ground hurt.**
Randy: AHhhhh!!! OWWww!!!!
Quicksilver:I am going to challenge you at Unforgiven in a first blood match!!!
Quicksilver slammed his locker-room shut and laid back on the couch and Candice got back on top of him and straddled him and started to rub his chest and leaned down and started to make out with him again.**
Unforgiven Match: Quicksilver w/Candice vs Randy Orton
Match 2:ECW Rules A-Train vs Kevin Nash
Referee:
Nash and A-Train where at the top of the stage and where punching each other furouisly and then Nash hit a Bearhug Front Slam and then set-up Jack-knife and then Sable for some came out and danced in front off Kevin and then flashed her bits to Kevin and Sable low-blowed Kevin Nash and then A-Train picked up and then hit Nash with Baldo Bomb and 1...2...3 and A-Train won.
Winner: A-Train.
A-Train contunied to beatdown Nash and Sable was unleashing A-Train and then Sable signaled for the Chokeslam off the stage into the electronics and A-Train hit it and A-Train Chokeslammed Kevin Nash off the stage and then A-Train pulled Sable by the hair and A-Train made out with her and tipped beer to her bit and licked them and then when backstage.
Kevin was helped by EMT's and then was taken to a hostipal unit and then has been no updated on Nash's condition.
Match 3: "Legend" vs "Legend Killer"
Big John Studd vs Randy Orton
Referee: Ricky "The Dragon" Steamboat
Big John Studd hit 2 huge Gorilla Press Slam and Randy hit 3 backbreakers.
Randy and John Studd exchanged blows and Orton hit a ddt and hit another backbreaker and signalled the RKO and then Randy when for the RKO on Big John but Big John pushed Randy into the referee and then Quicksilver came running out and a hit Randy with a Chokeslam and then 450 splashed him and as the referee gained his vision and then Big John when for another Gorilla Press Slam but Randy jumped out of it and then low-blowed Big John and then hit the RKO and covered 1..........2........3 and Randy Orton added another legend to his list.
Winner: The "Legend Killer" Randy Orton
Match 4:Mixed Six Person Tag Team Match
Chris Masters & Torrie Wilson & Candice vs Hurricane & Stacy Keibler & Christy.
Entrance: The Hurricane, Christy & Stacy wear dressed in superhero stuff and Stacy in a mask wore black and Christy wore green.
Chris Master flexed his muscles and Torrie & Candice where impressed.
Late on Hurricane and Masters where punching and then Torrie & Christy started to fight and then brawled to the outside and Torrie slingshooted Christy in the ring post and then Masters tagged Torrie in and then Hurricane tagged Christy in even though she was bloody and they hit takedowns and then from nowhere Torrie hit a facebuster and then stomped on her and then swinging ddt'ed Christy for the 1...2...3 and Chris Masters, Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle won.
Winners: Chris Masters, Torrie Wilson & Candice Michelle.
Torrie: Hurricane at Unforgiven you will be facing Chris Masters and Stacy & Christy get ready for the most embrassing moment of youre carrer at Unforgiven.
Match 5: Elimination Match For Cruiserweight Championship Guest Ref: Mick Foley
Rey Mysterio vs Jeff Hardy vs Matt Hardy vs Billy Kidman.
Matt and Jeff hit Billy with the Hardy Boyz Leg Drop and about to hit it again went Rey springboarded Matt and then Jeff hit Billy witha twist of fate and then climbed the rope and Jeff went for the Swanton but Rey placed Matt there instead and hit a Swanton on Matt!!!
and Billy hit a BK Bomb on Jeff and Rey Springboard Leg Dropped Matt for the 1 2 3.
Elimination: Matt Hardy by Rey Mysterio
Rey & Jeff worked together on Billy and hit a twist of fate and a West Coast Pop and then Rey set-up the 619 and then from nowhere Jeff hit Rey with a chair and then hit Billy he Swanton both men and covered Billy 1...2...3 as Billy was knocked out from the chair shot.
Elimination: Billy Kidman by Jeff Hardy
Jeff and Rey exchanged blows and Mick Foley Double ddt'ed Jeff and and then Rey dropkicked Jeff and then 619 and then drop the dime and 1...2...3
Winner: Still Cruiserweight Champion Rey Mysterio.
Match 6 Tables Elimination Tag Team Match:
Big Show and Shelton Benjamin vs The Heart Throbs
Referee: Ruddy Charles
In a short match Shelton & Big Show where in control and then Benjamin hit and arm drag and dragon whip on both Antonio & Romeo and 2 tables where set up in the ring and then Shelton T-boned Romeo thru 1 table and Big Show chokelsammed Antonio the other to win.
Winners: Shelton Benajmin and Big Show
Match 7:2/3 Submission Match:
Chrs Benoit vs Kurt Angle
Referee: Chad Patton
A the end it was 1 submission to 1 and Benoit hit a german suplexs and hit a Diving Headbutt and the locked Kurt Angle in a Sharpshooter and Angle reached the ropes easily and then Angle from nowhere hit an Angle Slam and then locked Angle Lock in and then Benoit surpised Kurt Angle and reveresed it into a Crossface Kurt Angle was in pain and was about to reach the rope and then Benoit pulled him back and Kurt Angle had nowhere to go and then tapped out.
Match 8: Main Event Special Tag Team Match: Kevin White(GM) & Triple H vs John Cena &
.Referee: Earl Hebner
Late on John Cena's partner was fighting Kevin White and hit a great ddt and then backbreaker White and He when for the finisher but White kicked him in the gut with a martial arts kick and then White tagged HHH in and the HHH immadiatedly when for a Pedigree and hit it but Cena came running in and hit a sideslam and then brought White in and sideslam him to and then hit an F-U on White then Cena's partner hit his finisher and covered 1..2..3 and Cena and
won.Cena: HHH I win beat you at UNFORGIVEN and him and his partner celebrated.
End Of Show.
Mystery Partner Randy Orton.
Sry it was rushed.
New Unforgiven match:
First Blood:
Quicksilver vs Randy Orton.