Post by WCW Chairman Shane McMahon on Aug 25, 2005 15:11:32 GMT
The show starts off with Triple H and Stacy Keibler in the ring.
Triple H: Last night I retained the World Heavyweight Championship against 3 of the greatest wrestlers in the history of this business, I defeated Sabu, Rob Van Dam and Kevin Nash and then I get cheap shotted by that street punk Son Of A B!TCH John Cena.
Crowd cheers and chant: CENA CENA CENA CENA.
Triple H: John Cena on Sunday September 18th at Unforgiven you are going to get your ass whooped and Cena you enter my world of Hell In A Cell.
Stacy: John Cena "Mr Doctor Of Idoitugmoniacs" Triple H will whoop your ass and still be the World Heavyweight Champion as you enter Triple H's world of Hell In A Cell and you are going to leave blooded and broken and Triple H will win and retain the World Heavyweight Championship.
John Cena came racing down and went for the F-U on Triple H but Stacy smacked John Cena with a chair and Stacy ordered Triple H to pedigree John Cena onto the chair and Triple H jumped up and pedigreed John Cena onto a steel chair and they left John Cena in a bloody mess in the ring and knocked out.
Match One: Shelton Benjamin vs Romeo.
Referee: Chad Patton
In a match witch lasted abut 5 minutes, Shelton slingshooted over the rope to take out Antonio and Romeo and then back in the ring Shelton arm-dragged Romeo and Dragon whipped Romeo and Antonio and Romeo turned roud and Shelton hit the T-bone Suplex and Benjamin covered and 1 2 3.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin.
Match Two: Bra & Panties Match: Torrie Wilson vs Stacy Keibler.
Referee:Jack Doan
Both woman had there shirt ripped off.
Torrie was about to ripped Stacy's skirt off and then Stacy threw Torrie shoulder to the steel turnbuckle and Candice came running to help Torrie and low-blowed Stacy and Christy came to help Stacy.
Ended No Contest.
Unfnbelieveable Insanity GM Kevin White made it a torando tag team match between Christy & Stacy Keibler vs Candice & Torrie Wilson in a No DQ match.
Match Three: Christy Hemme & Stacy Keibler vs
Candice Michelle & Torrie Wilson.
Referee: Jack Doan
Candice & Christy where fighting and Candice hit the low blow and then punched Christy in the gut and rolled Christy up 1 2 kickout.
Candice tagged Torrie in and Torrie cross body Christy and covered 1 2 kickout and covered again 1 2 kickout,
Candice passed Torrie the chair and smacked Christy in the face while Candice was trying to strip Stacy and Torrie covered 1 2 3 and Torrie Wislon and Candice Michelle beat Christy Hemme and Stacy Keibler.
Winners: Candice Michelle and Torrie Wislon.
Stacy took the mic.
Stacy: Torrie Wislon and Candice Michelle, Me & Christy challenge you to a eveing gown match next week on Unfnbelieveable Insanity.
Stacy and Christy strip down to there bra and panties anyway and leave in celebration.
Todd Grisham went to interview Torrie Wilson and Candice.
Todd: Torrie and Candice do you appect the challenge of Christy and Stacy for next week.
Torrie: Of course we do Christy and Stacy are little b!tch3s who are going to be strip down to there bra & panties.
Torrie and Candice both slap Todd and leave.
Match Four: Chris Masters vs Rob Conway.
Referee:Nick Patrick
The match starts as chris master gives rob conway hard right hands and drives him into the turnbuckle. Chris masters then goes for a shoulder thrust but rob conway is able to move out of the way sending masters face first into the turnbuckle. Rob Conway now takes Msters out to the apron to go for the egotrip. Conway has him up. Chris Masters comes to and uses an inverted suplex to toss con way to the outside ring. Chris Masters then rolls back into the ring hoping to win by count out. the referee begins to count 1-2-3-4-5-6... conway drags him self to his feet tthe referees count now at 8-9.. conway quickly runs to the ring and slides in. from there conway gets hit in the back of the head with a double fist sledge hammer by masters. Masters now locks in the masterlock. Conway drops to a sit the referee is a bout to check him but Chris Masters thinks different and then full nelson slams conway masters the covers 1-2-3. The bell rings and chris masters leaves the ring.
Winner: "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Match Five: Randy Orton vs Sylvain Grenier.
Referee: Chad Patton
At the end Randy Orton hit the backbreaker and a bone shaking spinebuster and Orton climbed the top-rope and cross-bodied Grenier and connected for 2.
Randy Orton hit the backbreaker again st-up the RKO and connected and connected with the 1 2 3 count.
Winner:Randy Orton
Match 6 Main Event: Triple H vs Antoino w/ Victoria.
Referee: Earl Hebner
Antoino hit 2 DDT's and wa about to go for the third but Triple H low-blowed Antoino when the referee wasnt lookingand then did some chops and hit a huge spinebuster and then set-up for the suplex and held it for about a minute and then instead of a suplex he hit and twisting neckbreaker and rolled out the ring and grabbed the sledgehammer and smacked the referee with it to knock him out and then repeated hit Antonio with it and when another referee came in he dropped the sledgehammer and then jumped up and pedigreed Antonio and covered 1 2 3 and Triple H picked up the win.
Winner: Triple H.
Aftermath: Triple H challenge John Cena to a Street Fight next week and Kevin White(GM) would be the referee.
Triple H left and Victoria was helping Antonio back to his feet and then at the top of the ramp Triple H raised the World Heavyweight Championship as Unfnbelieveable Insanity when off air.
Next Weeks Unfnbelieveable Insanity will be posted later today or tomorrow because I'm not here next week.
Triple H: Last night I retained the World Heavyweight Championship against 3 of the greatest wrestlers in the history of this business, I defeated Sabu, Rob Van Dam and Kevin Nash and then I get cheap shotted by that street punk Son Of A B!TCH John Cena.
Crowd cheers and chant: CENA CENA CENA CENA.
Triple H: John Cena on Sunday September 18th at Unforgiven you are going to get your ass whooped and Cena you enter my world of Hell In A Cell.
Stacy: John Cena "Mr Doctor Of Idoitugmoniacs" Triple H will whoop your ass and still be the World Heavyweight Champion as you enter Triple H's world of Hell In A Cell and you are going to leave blooded and broken and Triple H will win and retain the World Heavyweight Championship.
John Cena came racing down and went for the F-U on Triple H but Stacy smacked John Cena with a chair and Stacy ordered Triple H to pedigree John Cena onto the chair and Triple H jumped up and pedigreed John Cena onto a steel chair and they left John Cena in a bloody mess in the ring and knocked out.
Match One: Shelton Benjamin vs Romeo.
Referee: Chad Patton
In a match witch lasted abut 5 minutes, Shelton slingshooted over the rope to take out Antonio and Romeo and then back in the ring Shelton arm-dragged Romeo and Dragon whipped Romeo and Antonio and Romeo turned roud and Shelton hit the T-bone Suplex and Benjamin covered and 1 2 3.
Winner: Shelton Benjamin.
Match Two: Bra & Panties Match: Torrie Wilson vs Stacy Keibler.
Referee:Jack Doan
Both woman had there shirt ripped off.
Torrie was about to ripped Stacy's skirt off and then Stacy threw Torrie shoulder to the steel turnbuckle and Candice came running to help Torrie and low-blowed Stacy and Christy came to help Stacy.
Ended No Contest.
Unfnbelieveable Insanity GM Kevin White made it a torando tag team match between Christy & Stacy Keibler vs Candice & Torrie Wilson in a No DQ match.
Match Three: Christy Hemme & Stacy Keibler vs
Candice Michelle & Torrie Wilson.
Referee: Jack Doan
Candice & Christy where fighting and Candice hit the low blow and then punched Christy in the gut and rolled Christy up 1 2 kickout.
Candice tagged Torrie in and Torrie cross body Christy and covered 1 2 kickout and covered again 1 2 kickout,
Candice passed Torrie the chair and smacked Christy in the face while Candice was trying to strip Stacy and Torrie covered 1 2 3 and Torrie Wislon and Candice Michelle beat Christy Hemme and Stacy Keibler.
Winners: Candice Michelle and Torrie Wislon.
Stacy took the mic.
Stacy: Torrie Wislon and Candice Michelle, Me & Christy challenge you to a eveing gown match next week on Unfnbelieveable Insanity.
Stacy and Christy strip down to there bra and panties anyway and leave in celebration.
Todd Grisham went to interview Torrie Wilson and Candice.
Todd: Torrie and Candice do you appect the challenge of Christy and Stacy for next week.
Torrie: Of course we do Christy and Stacy are little b!tch3s who are going to be strip down to there bra & panties.
Torrie and Candice both slap Todd and leave.
Match Four: Chris Masters vs Rob Conway.
Referee:Nick Patrick
The match starts as chris master gives rob conway hard right hands and drives him into the turnbuckle. Chris masters then goes for a shoulder thrust but rob conway is able to move out of the way sending masters face first into the turnbuckle. Rob Conway now takes Msters out to the apron to go for the egotrip. Conway has him up. Chris Masters comes to and uses an inverted suplex to toss con way to the outside ring. Chris Masters then rolls back into the ring hoping to win by count out. the referee begins to count 1-2-3-4-5-6... conway drags him self to his feet tthe referees count now at 8-9.. conway quickly runs to the ring and slides in. from there conway gets hit in the back of the head with a double fist sledge hammer by masters. Masters now locks in the masterlock. Conway drops to a sit the referee is a bout to check him but Chris Masters thinks different and then full nelson slams conway masters the covers 1-2-3. The bell rings and chris masters leaves the ring.
Winner: "The Masterpiece" Chris Masters
Match Five: Randy Orton vs Sylvain Grenier.
Referee: Chad Patton
At the end Randy Orton hit the backbreaker and a bone shaking spinebuster and Orton climbed the top-rope and cross-bodied Grenier and connected for 2.
Randy Orton hit the backbreaker again st-up the RKO and connected and connected with the 1 2 3 count.
Winner:Randy Orton
Match 6 Main Event: Triple H vs Antoino w/ Victoria.
Referee: Earl Hebner
Antoino hit 2 DDT's and wa about to go for the third but Triple H low-blowed Antoino when the referee wasnt lookingand then did some chops and hit a huge spinebuster and then set-up for the suplex and held it for about a minute and then instead of a suplex he hit and twisting neckbreaker and rolled out the ring and grabbed the sledgehammer and smacked the referee with it to knock him out and then repeated hit Antonio with it and when another referee came in he dropped the sledgehammer and then jumped up and pedigreed Antonio and covered 1 2 3 and Triple H picked up the win.
Winner: Triple H.
Aftermath: Triple H challenge John Cena to a Street Fight next week and Kevin White(GM) would be the referee.
Triple H left and Victoria was helping Antonio back to his feet and then at the top of the ramp Triple H raised the World Heavyweight Championship as Unfnbelieveable Insanity when off air.
Next Weeks Unfnbelieveable Insanity will be posted later today or tomorrow because I'm not here next week.